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About Me:

I enjoy football, beer, sports, and beating my wife. I don't like to smoke cigarettes/eat animals. I dance around the room by myself. I like songs about mustard. Nobody gets my jokes. I'm okay with being unimpressive; I sleep better. I'm just like you. I go blind when I stare at the sun too.

May 31 2012 10:09 pm

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nscarr:

I always used to do that! but just chuck it into the box of matches. My mam was never happy about it. 

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May 31 2012 10:08 pm

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May 31 2012 10:01 pm

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"The dust we tread upon was once alive."

Lord Byron, Sardanapalus  (via heartmindawakening)

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May 31 2012 9:54 pm

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grrrl-style-now:

NICKY WE NEED THESE

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May 31 2012 9:51 pm

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May 31 2012 9:49 pm

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apackoffatkids:

When the police demanded a protest route for the demonstration today from students in Quebec they sent this to the police.

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May 31 2012 9:45 pm

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bazaarhappenings:

Get happy.

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May 31 2012 9:44 pm

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Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

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May 31 2012 9:43 pm

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May 31 2012 9:42 pm

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May 31 2012 9:42 pm

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darksideoftheshroom:

Gpoy

May 31 2012 9:41 pm

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May 31 2012 9:41 pm

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hummingbirdsgraveyard:

i thought it was bad to burn a ouija

Oh shit to light the room while you’re playing too

May 31 2012 9:40 pm

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snapesgrudge:

This Sentence Will Ruin/Save Your Life | Born Ruffians

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May 31 2012 9:39 pm

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